Hi, I'm..
Hi, I'm..
Hi, I'm..
Alan Blade
International man of fixing your messed up
MVP or agency project.
International man of
fixing your messed up
MVP or agency project.
Alan
Blade
Alan
Blade
International man of
fixing your messed up MVP or agency project.
International man of fixing your messed up MVP or agency project.
Contact me for..
Contact me for..
Contact me for..
Contact me for..
vibe-code
rescue
Features that break when you fix something else.
Pages that get slower every week.
Weird errors that no one can reproduce on demand.
The design starts looking “off” in random places.
Data mysteriously disappearing or showing up twice.
A.I. code assist tools are wonderful! Until they're not. It's ok to need help.
no-code
rescue
Webflow is a mess?
Framer isn't really the UI you want?
Airtables doesn't combine data right?
Zapier not so automatic?
Need someone who really knows javascript?
Sometimes you need a straight up nerd to sort out the difficult bits. That's me!
no-code
rescue
Webflow is a mess?
Framer isn't really the UI you want?
Airtables doesn't combine data right?
Zapier not so automatic?
Need someone who really knows javascript?
Webflow is a mess?
Framer isn't really the UI you want?
Airtables doesn't combine data right?
Zapier not so automatic?
Need someone who really knows javascript?
Webflow is a mess?
Framer isn't really the UI you want?
Airtables doesn't combine data right?
Zapier not so automatic?
Need someone who really knows javascript?
Sometimes you need a straight up nerd to sort out the difficult bits. That's me!
Sometimes you need a straight up nerd to sort out the difficult bits. That's me!
vibe-code
rescue
Features that break when you fix something else.
Pages that get slower every week.
Weird errors that no one can reproduce on demand.
The design starts looking “off” in random places.
Data mysteriously disappearing or showing up twice.
Features that break when you fix something else.
Pages that get slower every week.
Weird errors that no one can reproduce on demand.
The design starts looking “off” in random places.
Data mysteriously disappearing or showing up twice.
Features that break when you fix something else.
Pages that get slower every week.
Weird errors that no one can reproduce on demand.
The design starts looking “off” in random places.
Data mysteriously disappearing or showing up twice.
A.I. code assist tools are wonderful! Until they're not. It's ok to need help.
A.I. code assist tools are wonderful! Until they're not. It's ok to need help.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Greetings! I'm Alan Blade, an American citizen and full stack software developer who makes a comfortable living traveling the world as an on-demand, hyper-dedicated technical lead ready to more or less destroy my own well being in order to bring your failing web project back from the dead so help me God.
Initial consult: $79.
Something handled over a weekend: $699.
Two weeks bender, unlimited hours which probably includes me yelling at your staff, neglecting my family and busting up a lot-hustler operation in Jakarta Barat: $6899.
*Tech stack is mostly irrelevant
Greetings! I'm Alan Blade, an American citizen and full stack software developer who makes a comfortable living traveling the world as an on-demand, hyper-dedicated technical lead ready to more or less destroy my own well being in order to bring your failing web project back from the dead so help me God.
Initial consult: $79.
Something handled over a
weekend: $699.
Two weeks bender, unlimited hours which probably includes me yelling at your staff, neglecting my family and busting up a lot-hustler operation in Jakarta Barat: $6899.
*Tech stack is mostly irrelevant
Greetings! I'm Alan Blade, an American citizen and full stack software developer who makes a comfortable living traveling the world as an on-demand, hyper-dedicated technical lead ready to more or less destroy my own well being in order to bring your failing web project back from the dead so help me God.
Initial consult: $79.
Something handled over a
weekend: $699.
Two weeks bender, unlimited hours which probably includes me yelling at your staff, neglecting my family and busting up a lot-hustler operation in Jakarta Barat: $6899.
*Tech stack is mostly irrelevant